i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
pedantic-pontificating-bastards:
red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom
Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild
I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something
how do they survive
They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”
tuvw:
hey let’s play whERE THE FUCK IS THE MUSIC COMING FROM
i love the bonus round
THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WAIT THIS WAS MY POST
i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went…
wouldnt wanna
finally someone understands
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
my selfies bring all the boys to the yard & they’re like
you better stay indoors
trying to ruin marriage again are we
Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.
I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER
this picture made all of my problems go away
